A Vat of Oil

My dry skin and dry hair are a struggle. I"m constantly in pursuit of solutions. When we cleaned out the dungeon after the oldies' deaths, I kept a pot of the Belle's expensive face cream. I see no difference between using it or my drugstore stuff.

Sometimes if my skin feels especially dry, I make this concoction in the bathtub. It's a lot of oil mixed with some hot water. Then you just stew yourself in it. It's wonderful and slippery and a little weird but your skin stays soft for days.

The problem is getting out of the tub. I envision the headline, "Stupid woman slips in Vat of Oil."