Reincarnation

I don't believe in reincarnation so this is a little bit of a fantasy.

Just like Wild Bill, my puppy has her tongue hanging out one side of her mouth at all times. Just like Wild Bill, she regularly runs away from home and always returns. Just like Wild Bill, she has one eye that waters nonstop.

Maybe it's the devil on my shoulder. Every once in a while, I whisper, "Hi Grandpa."