Supplies are Dwindling

I've just done a visual sweep of the garage, pantry and basement. We are in trouble. We are down to:

2 lbs. of butter
72 Ziploc bags
150 trash bags
4 gigantic rolls of aluminum foil
18 bars of soap
2 rolls of paper towels

We have no eggs, no oatmeal and no grits. No longer are there 7 or 8 rolls of toilet paper in every bathroom. The Belle would take me aside for a little attitude adjustment and then she would prop Hangdog in the car and go shopping.