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The baby is headed to college. So are most of his friends. My helper and next-door neighbor is going through freshman orientation today. My elder goddaughter is headed off too. It's such an exciting time for them. I went to college -- I remember.

They are allowed to test out of subjects. This was not an option in my day so I'm a little jealous.

I wonder what I would test out of today. I probably could conjugate a verb. I am sure I could not do a chemistry table, even if you threatened to hack off my fingers -- one by one.

If they had a test about People Magazine I would excel.