Lithuania

Lithuania is my new best friend. She is the care giver for my mother-in-law. Lots of other people are involved but Lithuania seems to be there all the time.

Of course, this is not her actual name. It's something more simple like LaWanda or LaThania. My mind could not process this. So, I asked her if she had any siblings named "Kenya." Thankfully, she found that funny.

Lithuania calls me multiple times a day. Sometimes it's good news; sometimes it's not. I always end the call by saying, "Tell Kenya I said hello."