Between normal seasonal growth and the storms that have swept our state, we're all dealing with our stages of disarray.
People who work in landscaping, plumbing, roofing, electrical, etc. are overwhelmed.
Houseboy stopped by yesterday to check on our minuscule plantation. I pointed out limbs close to wires, overgrown trees and hedges, etc. I thought I had the perfect solution: While you're working with other clients, loan me your chainsaw.
Well, I wish a had a photo of his look of horror. Although I made the girl scout promise to stay away from power lines and keep both feet on the ground, he would have none of it.
Instead, I went out today with my big manual clippers and chopped for a while. It made me feel better. I know we have an axe around here somewhere.
Showing posts with label plumbing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label plumbing. Show all posts
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Dating
No, I have no plans to start dating. But, between the data transfer needed and some issues from our latest round of storms, I'm starting to feel like I'm going steady with the computer guy. He's the perfect date: he's pleasant and polite; he's patient with my questions. He doesn't touch me and I don't touch him. He fixes things and generally does what I ask him to do.
Of course, it stops feeling like a date the moment I get out my checkbook.
Most women will list traits like kindness or sense of humor as qualities they want in their ideal mate. Yes, they are important but they're not enough. I think you should aspire to a well-rounded person who can fix or do things, including:
I realize it's a pipe dream for all of these talents to come wrapped in a single package. Especially if you expect a sense of humor too.
The husband has many of these talents so I'm not complaining about him. But, his passions are music and golf. I don't tend to have a lot of emergencies or urgent needs in those areas.
At least he's not the jealous type. He doesn't mind that I'm spending more time with the computer guy than with him.
Of course, it stops feeling like a date the moment I get out my checkbook.
Most women will list traits like kindness or sense of humor as qualities they want in their ideal mate. Yes, they are important but they're not enough. I think you should aspire to a well-rounded person who can fix or do things, including:
Fix the computer, fax machine, printer and scanner;
Remove the overgrown trees and bushes, plus the rampant poison ivy;
Prepare your taxes;
Manage your finances;
Advise about real estate;
Understand investing and the markets;
Answer your legal questions;
Fix the plumbing and/or electrical problems;
Fix a leak in the roof;
Understand politics and explain its historical context.
I realize it's a pipe dream for all of these talents to come wrapped in a single package. Especially if you expect a sense of humor too.
The husband has many of these talents so I'm not complaining about him. But, his passions are music and golf. I don't tend to have a lot of emergencies or urgent needs in those areas.
At least he's not the jealous type. He doesn't mind that I'm spending more time with the computer guy than with him.
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