Two of 'em

My aunt has an audio tape of me when I was a toddler. It captures me spouting my favorite phrase: I want "two of 'em."

Not much has changed in 40+ years. When I shop, if I'm lucky enough to find something that fits and is reasonable in price, I buy two of 'em. Before they outlawed Happy Hour, I loved it because you got two of 'em.

When the husband discussed helping out the oldies, it made some sense. Now I've got two of 'em and they're headed back home.