My Rules

Just saw the movie, Georgia Rule, with Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman and Lindsay Lohan. It's a chick flick and I enjoyed it thoroughly, even though it received mixed reviews. Jane Fonda's character is a riot. She has many house rules and I'm thinking about taking a cue from her. Here are some of the rules I would love to enforce:

• Kitchen hours: Pick a 2-hour window for each meal and stick to it.
• Daily Plan: Get up, get dressed, go do something.
• Bedtime: Go to bed and stay there. No middle of the night roaming. No middle of the night snacking.
• Safety: No driving after a pain-killer. No frying while you're wobbly.
• Mealtime: No discussions of bodily functions (or malfunctions) while preparing or eating a meal.

Unfortunately, none of these will happen but a girl can fantasize.