When You Have a Minute

There are certain phrases that give me the chills:

From the husband: We need to talk.
From a creditor: Your account is overdue.
From a doctor: We have your test results.
From a child: You're going to be disappointed in me.

From the oldies, it's "When you have a minute."

**Def Com Four**Disaster Alert**

With that phrase, I actually start having mini-strokes. Whatever it is -- medical, car insurance, credit card issues, family issues -- it doesn't matter. I have just signed up for multiple headaches, phone calls and piles of paperwork.

Of course, she's always so grateful and gracious. That's just the fishhook in my cheek so I'll do it again next time.