On a Stick

There's a line in the movie Sweet Home Alabama," where a childhood friend greets Reese Witherspoon. He says, "You look like sex on a stick in that dress." We should all be so lucky. I have embraced this phrase in my vernacular.

I've seen oldies on a stick. Lots of times.
I see a maniac with a stick every time the dog runs through the back yard.
Sometimes I tell the husband, "You are meanness on a stick." He looks at me as if I just blew in from Pluto.

It's warm and I'm gearing up for patio and barbecue time. Food on a stick!