Bad Pick Up and Date Lines

When the England sons were teenagers, their father and my husband used to tease them by giving dating advice. Of course, the baby was there too and soaking it all in.

This was major entertainment for the grown men and the teenage boys. There were scores of bad lines. A few of my favorites:

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
Wow, your acne is really clearing up.
Is that your real hair?

Thankfully, I don't think any of these young men have used the lines. They seem to treat women with respect. I'm giving credit to the moms.