Saturday, June 16, 2007

Big Fat (Fill in the Blank)

The husband and I discovered long ago that all insults are more impactful with the words, "Big fat" in front on them. Another example of our demented humor.

When we do the crossword and I win, he calls me, "Big fat cheater."

When we are in bed, he elbows and calls me, ""Big fat snorer."

If a story gets twisted, we both call each other, "Big fat stupid."

I told the mother-in-law a story the other day. She called me, "Big fat liar." Apparently, she's eavesdropping again.

My heart warms a bit when the husband calls me "Big Fat (whatever)" I feel the love.

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