Sprouting Tubers

This is a phrase my friend Deb made up. She is very creative and I'm a little jealous.

A definition: Sprouting tubers is taking the couch potato thing to a whole new level. You've been sitting there so long, you're sprouting tubers.

I'm trying to figure out why the oldies don't sprout tubers. Their life is eat/sleep/repeat.

Other than falling into my bed, I haven't spent much time off my feet. In a few days, I plan to grab a book, nestle in and sprout some tubers.