Don't Mess with the Belle

Our favorite doctor always refers to Hangdog as "Captain" and the mother-in-law as "The Southern Belle." He's earned the Captain title and she is certainly a southern belle.

Some blogs give interesting and delicious recipes. If you're looking for that, you're reading the wrong blog. But, I am going to give you a recipe:

Take one southern belle and make some decisions for her.
Toss in food that isn't coated in nine pounds of butter.
Move her from a hospital to a rehab facility, preferably in an ambulance.
Throw in some painkillers and various narcotics.

Let stew until the anger begins to boil over. Get out of the way.

There you go. You now have my personal recipe for an oldies explosion/meltdown. I'm happy to share it but I don't recommend it.