My friend Patsy just informed me that women must have panties for their burial. What lobbyist got this done? Who cares what kind of underwear they're wearing? Who cares if they're wearing underwear? If I ever get a moment, I may write my congressmen about this. It is absurd.
There's been a lot of nakedness around here in the last couple of years. All vanity is gone.
Sometimes you take stuff out of the dryer, trying to be helpful. But if you knew my mother-in-law, you would know that she was often perplexed with that wisp of material.
She's still with us, but not for long. I'm tempted to run to Victoria's Secret and buy her black, lacy thongs. She may be a Southern Belle but she's a kicky girl too.
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