The Dork

Last night, the husband and I were driving to one of the band gigs. The person next to us in traffic was a middle-aged man, driving a yellow VW bug. There were fake flowers in the built-in dashboard vase. When he got a few feet ahead of us, we saw that he had a multitude of ribbons -- Support our Troops, Breast Cancer, etc. He also had a vanity license plate. He might as well have a "kick me" sign on his back.

I said to Big Daddy, "I'll bet he's wearing bad shoes." Big Daddy said to me, "He'll never qualify as a bad boy."