Mr. No Face

When I adopted my puppy, all of my girlfriends showed up with treats and toys. (We are very weird about our dogs.)

I started naming the toys, i.e. Mr. No Face, Mr. Snake Man, Mr. Ferret, Mr. Football, etc. Then I would instruct the puppy to "Show Mr. No Face who's the boss." Big Daddy pointed out to me that all the toys have male names and I might possibly have a man bashing/control freak problem.

I promptly renamed Mr. No Face. He's Mr. Big Daddy.